August 7, 2011

Turn Off Your Blinker

Your blinker is on and I wish that it wasn’t
Your blinker is on and obviously it doesn’t
Mean that you’re turning so why don’t you
Turn off your blinker

Your blinker is on and it has been for miles
Your blinker is on and it’s making me vile
All I can look at is that orange light
So please—turn off your blinker

Sometimes while I’m stuck on the freeway
Crawling in traffic while my life slips away
I’m tired, I’m grumpy, and I don’t want to be there
Surrounded by others who drive just to scare
But then you showed up and cut into line
You almost side swiped me too, you swine
And then just to make it all peachy
You turned on your blinker and since Exit 133
We have all suffered since you simply can’t see
That you need to turn off the damn blinker already

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